Dear suddenly horny character:
WTF? I mean, for real? I don't like this. This wasn't a part of you we talked about. What are you doing? And by the way, you're wife's only been dead for less than a year. And your new lust-interest isn't going to be interested. I don't think. *turns head to look at lust-interest character* You aren't, are you? For real. Cause I don't know if there's any way this can play out well.
Seriously, the both of you are throwing spanners in the works. Stop it. I cannot have the book derailed at this point. So stop it. Stop. It.
Now.
Sincerely,
Freaked out writer | |