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16th-May-2008 03:28 pm
So I feel like crap today. Shaky and a little off balance. I don't know why. My temp is almost to normal, so that means I"m running a little fever. Sigh.

So I give you some amusement. It requires clicking.  These via Smart Bitches.

First, book cover snark. It's amusing. Just scroll through some of the posts.

And then, the Austrian National Rugby team lost a match 48-0 to Lithuania. I don't know if they did this performance to show that they are still brave, strong, and whole, or if it's one of those things you do to avert bad luck, or if they were just awesomely drunk. However, they did a striptease. This is not work safe. Not at all. And they go full monty, though I never laughed so hard as when they are down to the nitty gritty and everything's still around their ankles. And on top of all that yummy funniness, They SING!  So go here and scroll down until you get to the video and then play.  Do not be drinking things.

And from [info]otterdance whose Nightrunner book is nearly out (just one more month left!!!! And that falls after my deadline, so I'll get to read it when it comes out!) We have this, which should tell you most everything you need to know about my sense of humor. But just in case it doesn't, let me tell you a story . . . .

I grew up on a cattle ranch. On one side was a set of train tracks where major freight trains rolled in from all over the place. I used to go down to the tracks and walk along them, looking for marbles. When the brakes on the train would heat up, the silica would melt and blob off as big marbles, usually clear or pale green or blue. So anyhow, I'd not known my new boyfriend long, but dragged him off to look. We're walking along the tracks and I find this bit of jackrabbit. It's the legs (all skeletal) hooked together at the hips with some tendon or ligament. The feet were still covered with fur. So of course I picked it up and waved it at my boyfriend and said "hey! Guess his feet weren't that lucky, were they?"  And I laughed. Hard. Because I'm easily amused.  He still married me. He also still looks at me very very strangely some times. Most of the time. Whatever.

Maybe one day I'll tell you about the ditch . . . .
There will be snippet Saturday. It will, coincidentally enough, be tomorrow after my son's soccer game.

And now, to write some more.
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Comments 
16th-May-2008 10:12 pm (UTC)
Ahaaaahahahaha. Singing. in. the. rain??
16th-May-2008 11:25 pm (UTC)
Too little bandwidth up here to watch, but I know all about rugby players. Did they do the elephant walk?
17th-May-2008 02:09 am (UTC)
Love the sense of humor! Fits right with my own! Do you get followed around at random by employees of stores because you seem "off" too?
17th-May-2008 04:00 am (UTC)
Unless if there's a video of equally nekkid women's volleyball players, I ain't buyin' it!
17th-May-2008 04:44 am (UTC)
1. The covers cracked me up. Those were priceless.

2. I think I've been blinded by waggaling willies.

3. Yeah, my husband thinks I'm an absolute odd duck, but I think he sticks around for the entertainment value.

4. Feel better. Now. I demand it. :p
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