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8th-Dec-2006 12:20 pm

We're playing with the website and the journal now both, so don't adjust.  Sooner or later it will settle down.

My son is much better today.  Yesterday he was a slug and got lots of sleep.  Slug in that sense of not wanting to move even a little, poor guy.  But today he's a bit more energetic with all his internal body functions working as advertised for the most part.  I suspect there will be much lego-building today.  And hopefully his little sister won't terrorize him too much.  

Did a reading last night as part of a rapidfire style reading.  Was the best reading I've ever done.  You know, more like storytelling.  So I was happy.  Read the first few pages of The Cipher.

Okay, so you know those 2 lb blocks of cheese like say, Tillmook cheese loafs they sell?  Imagine opening it, cutting off a slice or two, and putting it into the refrigerator.  Imagine a certain, curious and frightening silence indicating the 2.5 year old is UP.  TO.  SOMETHING.  You go look.  Imagine finding her in the kitchen with the fridge door open gnawing on a 2 lb block of sharp cheddar.  Imagine that not one or even twice.   I must get a lock or something . . . . 

Di

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8th-Dec-2006 07:26 pm (UTC)
LOL...our three-year-old wrapped herself in an entire roll of toilet paper yesterday. I smiled, thinking that was the end of it and made the mistake of leaving the room for a few moments.

I returned to find the toilet overflowing. She had unwrapped herself and put ALL of the toilet paper into the potty, then flushed. UUUUGGGGG
8th-Dec-2006 07:30 pm (UTC)
But it could be worse! My nephew when he was about 3 or four, decided that that dang toiled was 'leaking' when it filled the bowl, so he set out to stop it. He pushed toilet paper down into the fill hole until it was so packed that they actually had to replace the entire toilet because it was impossible to remove it all.

But yes, I sympathize. My daughter seems to so far prefer the sink to the toilet, but I fear the day she gets IDEAS.

Di
8th-Dec-2006 10:07 pm (UTC) - style reading
I'd like to hear more about the style reading. Where did you do it, how's it done, who's there, what's it all about? Sounds interesting.

How's your little boy?
8th-Dec-2006 10:56 pm (UTC) - Re: style reading
a rapidfire reading is one where you have several readers--last night we had seven, I think, and each gets a short time to read. Depending on how much time you've allotted the event and how many readers. Last night each had about 7 minutes. Done times should be firm. Then each reads something in that time. There were three poets, two non-fiction writers, and two fiction writers in this group, so the mix was nice. Then someone keeps time, gives a 1 minute or 30 second warning and then cuts the person off when time runs out.

What I like about them is getting to hear a real variety of stuff and a variety of readers. If you hate one thing, it's pretty quickly replaced by something else. This is something that members of BroadUniverse often do at cons and so you get a good handful of sf/f writers and so I often find out about stuff I need to read.

Q's good. Got home from work and he was still cozy on the couch but finally elected to change out of his pjs, and he actually ate something decent for lunch. So I think he's on the mend. Let's hope the little napoleon girl doesn't decide to get it.

Di
11th-Dec-2006 06:45 pm (UTC) - Re: style reading
It's tough being a mom--it hurts us just as much when they get sick. Glad your boy is better.

I wish I had a place to go to reads like that. Sounds like fun.
8th-Dec-2006 11:36 pm (UTC)
I shouldn't laugh at your cheese story. Really, I shouldn't. Then again, you haven't really lived until you've caught your two-year-old stirring the cat litter. With your toothbrush.
9th-Dec-2006 11:21 pm (UTC)
And of course what my husband pointed out was that the real horror was not knowing how long he'd been doing that before you discovered it. Now Syd has a thing for our toothbrushes too. We don't have cats, but . . . I think I want to change out the toothbrushes now.

Di
10th-Dec-2006 01:38 am (UTC)
Well, cat litter's actually not so bad because it's really obvious. I remember one friend telling a story at a big dinner about how she'd caught *her* toddler cleaning between her toes with her husband's toothbrush. The husband was listening with stunned disbelief; she saw his expression and said, "Oh, honey, did I forget to tell you about that?" Heh.
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